Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Redcoat Holdouts Still Fighting the American Revolution

The Onion has the scoop.

. . . Local law enforcement officials said the soldiers are now considered suspects in a string of unsolved garden burglaries that began in 1838, as well as in the 2003 deaths of five Revolutionary War reenactors near Lowell, MA. The Centers for Disease Control is investigating whether the regiment may also be responsible for the recent deaths of several thousand New England residents from smallpox.

1 comment:

Robert J. said...

I think I saw them from the window of the train last time I went into Boston. Good thing I wasn't ambushed.