As of 4:30 this afternoon, I can add ABD to my email signature (though I probably won't).
I don't think I passed my oral exams elegantly or with flying colors, but I did pass. I'm fairly certain that one of my examiners passed me just to be rid of me.
Pensieve. Since I don't have a pensieve, I'll have to empty my mind with a long weekend of ice cream and video games.