Wednesday, July 1, 2009

That's 88.51392 Kilometers Per Hour

Now that Al Franken is a senator, we can expect his magnetic media presence to drive the filibuster-proof Democratic majority so far to the left that we'll be inundated with foreigny, emasculating policies like the introduction of the metric system! And speed limits!

It's true!!!11!1! 

We may end up having Easter in November, but the papists will have to pry the Julian calendar from our cold, dead, Protestant hands!

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